weight loss is so weird like wheres the fat?? where did it all go???
"I could have totally won that fight, dude."
"You didn’t have to save me or anything…"
"How’s the leg?"
"…….Thanks for saving me."
[In which Newt cannot fight and Chuck plays hero… Kinda.]
Newton Geiszler: Me
Fact# 9618: “If you jump out of an airplane without a parachute, does that make you brave, or stupid?” asked Jacques Plante. In 1959, he became the first NHL goalie to regularly wear a protective mask.
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
My sisters dad
Anonymous said: Question: why was it so hard for Voldemort to kill baby Harry? He was a one-year-old infant, Voldemort could've done pretty much anything to get rid of Harry if he wanted to kill him so badly.
once voldemort found out that either harry or neville were going to be his downfall, the potters and longbottoms were in hiding. So he couldn’t just waltz into their house and find them. He decided that Harry was the bigger threat and put all his efforts into finding him and so when wormtail betrayed them he basically DID just waltz over to take care of business.
He killed james without blinking and would’ve done the same to lily but because snape had asked that she be spared, voldemort gave her the option of living. She refused and chose to die for Harry, her choosing death when she could’ve chose life put a powerful spell on Harry (the power of love pretty much) and it protected him from the threat. the charm left on him by his mothers sacrifice rebounded voldemorts killing curse (which would’ve killed harry just as easily as it had his parents otherwise) and so instead of hurting harry, voldemort got the AK spell and thats how his body was destroyed. (had he not had horcruxes to keep him alive, he would’ve been completely dead then)
it’s also why voldemort couldn’t touch him in philosophers stone, and why he wanted his new body to be made with harry blood in goblet of fire. so that the spell lily’s death left on harry wouldn’t affect him anymore due to their sharing blood.
This information is like so ingrained into my mind that I honestly didn’t realise that they don’t explain it in the movies o_o
"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"
I freakin love my dogs.
Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.
Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all
Nooo!! I’m already stuffed up from being sick and now I’m crying! This is not okay!!