i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
every time someone asks me what they should watch on netflix i always say Tarzan 2 and they always get upset with me??? Tarzan 2 was a great movie
I DONT UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?????
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
It’s okay kitty, we have enough cat food for you so I don’t need to go grocery shopping today.
im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
Jensen tossing gummies to himself at the Nerd HQ panel.
(That’s right; he gets 2 ^.^)
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.